Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list. Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin! Do you think I’m cute or should I … Continue reading
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your gry hazardowe house? Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here. If I followed you home, would you keep me? Your daddy must of been a drug dealer ’cause you’re … Continue reading
Whatâs a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? I don’t know much about pies butÂ damn you make my banana cream. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Are you lost missy? Because heaven is a long way from here. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. I didn’t know that angels could fly so low. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator. “Is this seat empty?” “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.” “So, wanna go back to my place?” “Well, I don’t know. Will two people … Continue reading
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine chair mat written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] … I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that … Continue reading
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call … Continue reading
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you. Man – Excuse me, want to dance? Woman – No. Man – Maybe you didn’t hear me … I said you … Continue reading
If you were a buger I would pick you first. If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful? Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck? I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. You remind me of my Grandma except I haven’t slept with you yet.